Guh

If you're going to be a jerk, the best way to do it is to piss in a bottle for the new owners of your house can pick up.

Lisa Luk

I'm hanging with her tomorrow! Her family is in to town for spring break, so tomorrow I'm having a Ferris Bueller day and going to the spy museum with them! We are going to do some other stuff too, so it's gonna be fun!

SAT

NOT looking forward to that tomorrow.

blurb

I have two days left of inactivity. I have to start running again for my online gym class. BOO.

Silly Rabbit

This is what your bunny did, Caroline

The trash can, THE TRASH CAN.

PAUSE.

a request.

Worst day of work. Ever. Yesterday.

Please, all of you, please do not engage in sexual acts AT YOUTH PROGRAMS. It makes life for the staff difficult. Especially if one of you is 18 and the other isn't.