rant

So, life's been shitty. I'm depressed, I'm burned out, I don't know what I want to do with my life, and someone broke into my car. (Sorry, Richard Voyles' car.) Derby is awkward since I had to have someone removed from the league for sexual harassment. (Didn't hear about that? It's ruined me.) My friends from college are "too busy" to drive an hour and a half to visit me (and really, isn't it easier for me to go to them since they all live in Boston?) and my sister Sally doesn't return my phone calls. [hint]

Plus, I get asked by alternating parents when I'm taking the GREs/what I'm going to grad school for/what my career goals are. I DON'T KNOW. Dad doesn't seem to think that "not knowing what I want to go to school for" is an issue. He laughed out loud when I said I just wanted to work on a farm for a while. Oh, and remember when I RUINED MY SISTERS' LIVES by going to Colby College?

I have plans to move away from here around the holidays, but that seems so far away. I want to go to New Zealand and pet sheep. Or to South Africa and play in the mountains. Or to Istanbul and drink coffee on a rooftop. Or go to Alaska and be chased by a polar bear riding a moose.

I want to bring you with me.

The other sister.

Little girls - I so wanna hear more about your trip: what did you like/not like, some crazy embarassing parent stories, how much you missed me, any fancy LA hotspots you went to and how Kate Marolt is NOT a Voyles (yet).

As for me, I want you to come visittttttttttttttt. This is probably my last summer in Mass and it's really the time to be here. So much beautiful outdoors stuff to do, good festivals (there's an Elvis Impersonator festival coming up soon...) and ME.

Sally, before you move on to [insert place here], wanna travel somewhere with me?