HELP

CANNOT COMMENT! I'm so sad.
Also I've visited about 20 colleges by now. I'm flippin' exhausted.

DISCLAIMER

Any information you receive from our parents regarding the life choices and personality traits of both Caroline and myself is likely to be highly distorted

guess which aunt wrote this email...

That's okay Michele ... I am the SAME WAY (Don't know ~who's on FIRST, SECOND or LAST~HA) !!!!... All that I know is that it will NICE to GET AWAY from ALL the DRAMA down here and sit down/relax and have a BREWSKI's or WINE ready for ME when I get in ... Ya know it ??? ... I AM TRYING to TRADE SHIFTS with another gal on Friday, 8/5/201 ... so I don't have to WORK until MIDNIGHT on Friday 8/5/2011 ... She is nothing but a JEW BITCH (Sorry IF this offends anyone reading this!) ... IF nothing goes HER way... FORGET IT!!!... Otherwise I KNOW I will work until then (UGH) and that I WILL BE ready for a "BUD LITE" BREWSKI when I walk in the doorway at 7591 OR next door on St. George Ave.... Fishers, IN ... RED ALERT !!! ... BE FORELORNED!!! ... I have a layover in Atlanta, GA (1-1/2 hrs) .. but NO GUARANTEES of a SHORT SNOOZE Zzzzzzzz ... (Bwha,ha,ha) ... I DO NOT REALLY CARE and "CALGON... TAKE ME AWAY" !!! ... See YA'LL SOON ... I have my bags PACKED "already" to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... Nuttin' like putting in the OLD TOOTHBRUSH, DEORDERANT and HAIRBRUSH in the suitcase at the last MINUTE at 5 AM !!! ... Gary says that he GONNA GET ME TO THE AIRPORT ~45 to one HR before the FLIGHT takes OFF (airport is ONLY 10 minutes away) ... I think he'll be GLAD I'm GONE from NAGGIN' him on his MED's and CLEANING UP the house !!!... What a NICE vacation for BOTH OF US !!! (He,he,he,he) ~ Signed, (take me or leave me!!! ~STILL THE SAME as always will be) ~ P.S.... BIG KEN ~ I LOVE YA!!! ... Thanks for coming out and picking me up ~ DE' JEVU' DUDE !!! ,,, Seems like OLD times 4 years ago... RIGHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ NEECIE alias ~ Deenileeni

rant

So, life's been shitty. I'm depressed, I'm burned out, I don't know what I want to do with my life, and someone broke into my car. (Sorry, Richard Voyles' car.) Derby is awkward since I had to have someone removed from the league for sexual harassment. (Didn't hear about that? It's ruined me.) My friends from college are "too busy" to drive an hour and a half to visit me (and really, isn't it easier for me to go to them since they all live in Boston?) and my sister Sally doesn't return my phone calls. [hint]

Plus, I get asked by alternating parents when I'm taking the GREs/what I'm going to grad school for/what my career goals are. I DON'T KNOW. Dad doesn't seem to think that "not knowing what I want to go to school for" is an issue. He laughed out loud when I said I just wanted to work on a farm for a while. Oh, and remember when I RUINED MY SISTERS' LIVES by going to Colby College?

I have plans to move away from here around the holidays, but that seems so far away. I want to go to New Zealand and pet sheep. Or to South Africa and play in the mountains. Or to Istanbul and drink coffee on a rooftop. Or go to Alaska and be chased by a polar bear riding a moose.

I want to bring you with me.

The other sister.

Little girls - I so wanna hear more about your trip: what did you like/not like, some crazy embarassing parent stories, how much you missed me, any fancy LA hotspots you went to and how Kate Marolt is NOT a Voyles (yet).

As for me, I want you to come visittttttttttttttt. This is probably my last summer in Mass and it's really the time to be here. So much beautiful outdoors stuff to do, good festivals (there's an Elvis Impersonator festival coming up soon...) and ME.

Sally, before you move on to [insert place here], wanna travel somewhere with me?

PROM

Whoa, I actually went to Prom last night, it was pretty fun!
Pictures are on FACEBOOK, :D

le sigh

I'm not happy. The end.

PS - This is such an emo post. DON'T CARE.