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Any information you receive from our parents regarding the life choices and personality traits of both Caroline and myself is likely to be highly distorted

guess which aunt wrote this email...

That's okay Michele ... I am the SAME WAY (Don't know ~who's on FIRST, SECOND or LAST~HA) !!!!... All that I know is that it will NICE to GET AWAY from ALL the DRAMA down here and sit down/relax and have a BREWSKI's or WINE ready for ME when I get in ... Ya know it ??? ... I AM TRYING to TRADE SHIFTS with another gal on Friday, 8/5/201 ... so I don't have to WORK until MIDNIGHT on Friday 8/5/2011 ... She is nothing but a JEW BITCH (Sorry IF this offends anyone reading this!) ... IF nothing goes HER way... FORGET IT!!!... Otherwise I KNOW I will work until then (UGH) and that I WILL BE ready for a "BUD LITE" BREWSKI when I walk in the doorway at 7591 OR next door on St. George Ave.... Fishers, IN ... RED ALERT !!! ... BE FORELORNED!!! ... I have a layover in Atlanta, GA (1-1/2 hrs) .. but NO GUARANTEES of a SHORT SNOOZE Zzzzzzzz ... (Bwha,ha,ha) ... I DO NOT REALLY CARE and "CALGON... TAKE ME AWAY" !!! ... See YA'LL SOON ... I have my bags PACKED "already" to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... Nuttin' like putting in the OLD TOOTHBRUSH, DEORDERANT and HAIRBRUSH in the suitcase at the last MINUTE at 5 AM !!! ... Gary says that he GONNA GET ME TO THE AIRPORT ~45 to one HR before the FLIGHT takes OFF (airport is ONLY 10 minutes away) ... I think he'll be GLAD I'm GONE from NAGGIN' him on his MED's and CLEANING UP the house !!!... What a NICE vacation for BOTH OF US !!! (He,he,he,he) ~ Signed, (take me or leave me!!! ~STILL THE SAME as always will be) ~ P.S.... BIG KEN ~ I LOVE YA!!! ... Thanks for coming out and picking me up ~ DE' JEVU' DUDE !!! ,,, Seems like OLD times 4 years ago... RIGHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ NEECIE alias ~ Deenileeni