guess which aunt wrote this email...

That's okay Michele ... I am the SAME WAY (Don't know ~who's on FIRST, SECOND or LAST~HA) !!!!... All that I know is that it will NICE to GET AWAY from ALL the DRAMA down here and sit down/relax and have a BREWSKI's or WINE ready for ME when I get in ... Ya know it ??? ... I AM TRYING to TRADE SHIFTS with another gal on Friday, 8/5/201 ... so I don't have to WORK until MIDNIGHT on Friday 8/5/2011 ... She is nothing but a JEW BITCH (Sorry IF this offends anyone reading this!) ... IF nothing goes HER way... FORGET IT!!!... Otherwise I KNOW I will work until then (UGH) and that I WILL BE ready for a "BUD LITE" BREWSKI when I walk in the doorway at 7591 OR next door on St. George Ave.... Fishers, IN ... RED ALERT !!! ... BE FORELORNED!!! ... I have a layover in Atlanta, GA (1-1/2 hrs) .. but NO GUARANTEES of a SHORT SNOOZE Zzzzzzzz ... (Bwha,ha,ha) ... I DO NOT REALLY CARE and "CALGON... TAKE ME AWAY" !!! ... See YA'LL SOON ... I have my bags PACKED "already" to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... Nuttin' like putting in the OLD TOOTHBRUSH, DEORDERANT and HAIRBRUSH in the suitcase at the last MINUTE at 5 AM !!! ... Gary says that he GONNA GET ME TO THE AIRPORT ~45 to one HR before the FLIGHT takes OFF (airport is ONLY 10 minutes away) ... I think he'll be GLAD I'm GONE from NAGGIN' him on his MED's and CLEANING UP the house !!!... What a NICE vacation for BOTH OF US !!! (He,he,he,he) ~ Signed, (take me or leave me!!! ~STILL THE SAME as always will be) ~ P.S.... BIG KEN ~ I LOVE YA!!! ... Thanks for coming out and picking me up ~ DE' JEVU' DUDE !!! ,,, Seems like OLD times 4 years ago... RIGHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ NEECIE alias ~ Deenileeni